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Mad for Hattery

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By ajbray · May 26, 2010 · 2 Comments · 66 Views

About a year ago, I made the decision to venture into the Great Accessory Unknown.  Bags, shoes, and jewellery are all great ways of enhancing an outfit, but no matter how much adorable headwear I saw, I always asserted that, "I'm not a Hat Person."

Little did I know that everyone can be a Hat Person; it just takes the right piece of headwear.

Some women are best suited for cloches, but others rock the boho knitted toque.  Princesses have long worn tiaras and crowns, while screen queens once sported the mighty pillbox.

A sudden resurgence in millinery was obvious from runways all over the world.  In Toronto, designer Jason Meyers showed an especially delicious array of headgear from the elegant to elaborate for Spring/Summer 2010 that covered the spectrum and dazzled the onlooking fashionistas.

As for me, I'm still experimenting with the exact Golden Ratio that will lead me to Headwear Heaven, but I'm having a great time in the interim.  All women, disabled or able-bodied, currently have a rare opportunity to stock up on exciting, daring hats in innumerable shapes, styles, and colours to augment their wardrobes.  It's the first time in eons that women have been encouraged to adapt the age-old custom of donning head coverings, but as an avowed accessory junkie, I'm pleased to have yet another avenue to express the innate feminine fabulosity.

With any luck, this trend will stick around even longer than skinny jeans, though hopefully I'm not being too optimistic.  Though I've seen plenty of adorable lids for sale, I'm usually the only woman in a hat when I venture out and about.  It's a crying shame, too, because whenever I don one of my sassy, quirky toppers, I always receive a bevy of flattery.  People never fail to stop me and compliment my headwear.  It's different, it's fun, and it's something to make any woman stand out in any crowd -- no cleavage required.  Adding hats to your accessory wardrobe is easy and can compliment any age, figure, or complexion.

Honestly, I suppose it can be summed up thusly...

Hats are a no-brainer.

A Designer After My Own Heart

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By ajbray · January 12, 2010 · 0 Comments · 371 Views

What's in a name?  Well, maybe not that much, but a friend on FaceBook referred me to a collection whose name caught my attention right away.  Designers Angela Irick and Antonio Wingfield are collaborating on a line called Heels with Wheels, and although the whole collection isn't available online yet, what they're showing is right in step with the more prominent names in adaptive fashion.  And I'm impressed.

For those unfamiliar with adaptive fashions, let me give you some perspective.  First, imagine your favourite pair of skinny jeans.  You know, the ones with a little stretch in them that lift your booty up to the sky?  Yeah, those.  Now, picture how you put them on: one leg, then the other, then a little shimmy to get them up your thighs, followed by a few hops to get them over the aforementioned booty.  Finally, you zip them with a satisfied smirk, throw on a cute button-up top, and you're out the door.

What if you couldn't hop and shimmy?  What would you do if you were unable to hold something as small as a zip, or manage tiny, difficult buttons?  And what if no one ever saw that nice booty because it's firmly planted in a wheelchair?  These are just a few of the issues that face rolling fashionistas, and depending on the type and severity of disability, this list of concerns can grow exponentially.

To help wheeled chicks speed up their morning routines and improve independence, a number of designers are stepping up to the plate and crafting collections made with these issues in mind.  Hot names like Canada's own Izzy Camilleri have even jumped into the market, upping the product availability from the foul granny-gowns and Snuggie-esque coverups of yore to genuinely covetable fashion.  I'm 29 -- I have no desire to dress like I'm 79; unless, of course, it's Coco at 79.  In that case, bring it on.

So, when I was shown the adorable duds on display at Heels With Wheels, I just had to spread the love.

First off, the "Lounging and Cover-Ups" section has gowns for lazy days, sipping wine by the pool, and according to the website, are even apropos for the boudoir.  Unlike other loungewear created for disabled individuals, these are actually cute.  And yeah, kind of sexy.  All the pieces appear to be light and silky, and I love the graphic-print halter tunic and the long strapless gown.  The strapless number is gathered at the bust and drapes beautifully on both the model in a power wheelchair and *gasp!* the standing model, too.  Yes, ladies, these are dresses that appeal to both able-bodied and disabled women alike, and I can certainly see why.  No Snuggies here, thank the gods.

The "Happy Hour" collection is perfect for the woman on the go.  Easy, flattering, fitted tops and dresses that can help turn any girl into Day to Night Barbie.  A quick accessories change, a sweet clutch, and any gal is ready to go from office to cocktail hour with her BFFs.  I'm especially impressed with the fit of these garments.  If any of you have ever seen most of the so-called 'adaptive' garments, many of them are bulky, shapeless, and completely unfeminine.  It's like the designers just want to make something convenient to put on and remove, and the self esteem and sexuality of the wearer are completely ignored.  Irick and her co-designer, Wingfield, clearly have other things in mind: like that we're women.

And, finally, in the "Glamour" section, we see a small sampling of two chic, easy wrap-tops.  As a devoted fan of Diane von Furstenberg for more than one reason, I'll scoop up anything that is wrap-like.  I have arthritis in my hands and it can often make it painful to grasp little zip pulls and fasten buttons.  One day, I was wandering through Holt Renfrew and thought I'd try on a classic DVF wrap dress.  It went on like a dream, tied at the waist painlessly, and suddenly I was wearing a gorgeous, sexy, yet professional frock that made me feel like a million bucks.  And, I thought as I handed over my debit card, on my student budget it felt like I was paying about the same amount.  But it was so worth it.

That was quite some time ago, and to this day, whenever I need a new outfit, I head straight for the DVF section at Holt's.  Failing that, I scour the Internet for wrap dresses in classic cuts and prints.  The wrap-tops on Heels with Wheels offer that kind of elegant simplicity, though  am hoping for more colour options.  As much as I love the wider, retro-cut sleeves and elongated kimono-style bodice, I'm not a huge fan of either the orangeish pattern or the gold lamé.  I prefer silver any day, but I also think that some more subtle patterns or solids might be nice given the voluminous cut.  I do love the slimming effect, and as this is not the full collection, for all I know there are a zillion more colours from which to choose.

As of right now, there isn't a way to buy from the site directly, but I'm hoping that will soon change.  I'm jonesing to get my paws on a few of these pieces and report back my final opinion.  Any time fashion and femininity meet function, I'm all over it, and Heels with Wheels is definitely on the right track from the look of these samples.

That, and I totally dig the name...  ;)

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Update! Designer Angela Irick confirmed that yes, there are other colours, solids, and patterns available.  I can't *wait* to scoop up some finery!  Check back often for further updates.

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(All photos are from the Heels with Wheels website.)

Brake Dancing

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By ajbray · December 18, 2009 · 2 Comments · 345 Views

Part of the art of blogging involves revealing yourself to the masses through an anonymous medium.  Well, since I'm a relatively open, real person, it isn't such an incognito undertaking.  But we're all friends on OnSugar, so here goes...

I used to be a dancer.

Actually, I still am, but not like I was when I was younger.  I was born into a family of competitive, avid ballroom and swing dancers, and did them all proud in my tiny, formative years.  I was learning ballroom, latin, and swing dancing before most kids could walk, and could execute a decent cha-cha and jitterbug by grade one.  I loved dancing, and my parents, grandmother, and/or aunt took me everywhere they could.  I seemed on a fast-track to becoming a future member of the dancesport community.

That is, until my legs failed me the first time at age nine.

I was shuttled from specialist to specialist, only to find that I already had "advanced arthritis" in my lower limbs and a major bone deformity.  No one knew how to correct it, everyone was afraid to touch me at such a young age, and no one had a very optimistic prognosis.

I'll spare you the gory details, but umpteen surgeries and a world of hell later, nothing improved... except my outlook on life, that is.

When I was fourteen, the first full year I spent non-ambulatory, my parents took me to a swanky New Year's event that included dancing into the wee hours.  I spent the first chunk of time being surly, missish, and not really trying to do anything other than feel sorry for myself.  Suddenly, the DJ slid from a generic dance tune to one my mom and I had danced to a zillion times when I was a baby.  It was, "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel" by Tavares, and as it relates to my given name, she would sing it to me while hugging me close to her, even before I could walk.  That song still makes me happy.

"Angel, c'mon, let's do this.  We'll kick their asses!" my Mom smirked, then grabbed my hand and pulled me bodily out onto the dance floor.

And we danced.

I don't know how she knew, or how I knew, but somehow we both just moved in synch, wheelchair and all, and cleared the floor amidst a standing ovation from onlookers.  We rocked it, and I have never once looked back.  I found out later that she had requested that song specifically, knowing I'd never deny my Momma a turn about to a song from my babyhood.

Now that I'm a grown woman, my husband is the one who usually takes me out on literal 'spins' around the dance floor, and his own dance background shows.  When he was a child, he took dance for fourteen years, including jazz, tap, ballet, and modern, but I've since helped him add disco, swing, ballroom, Latin, and goth dancing to his impressive repertoire.  And between the two of us, we can execute a perfect wheelie tango that would sex the pants off any standing couple.

And, most importantly, we're not alone.

Across the Pond, the Brits have done it again by way of progress and mainstreaming PWDs, but, this time, the Yanks aren't too far behind.

The American DanceWheels Foundation recently released an informative email to their members that featured their most recent accomplishments:

"Ballroom and Latin Dancers using wheelchairs will be featured in a new television series, Dancing on Wheels, debuting next year in the United Kingdom. News about this innovative and controversial dance show created a buzz in the U.S. and producers from America's Got Talent asked American DanceWheels Foundation to audition for their show."

American DanceWheels is a fantastic organization, and one of the many wheelie dancing orgs here on our fair planet, along with Wheelchair Dancesport USA, Wheel Chair Dance Sport Australia, Malta Wheelchair Dancesport Association, and B.C.'s Canadian Wheelchair Dance Academy.

The release goes on to include more local news...

"ADF highlights this past year included a three-page article in the Philadelphia Inquirer about our own Reesa Marchetti and husband Dan.  Reesa has had her own band for over thirty years and uses a power wheelchair to dance. She and Dan dance a mean Fox Trot and always bring the house down when they perform. You can read Reesa's story on our website, and yes, Reesa is as colorful on the dance floor as she is in life!!"

Their site is a great resource for those of us who still love to cut a rug on wheels, along with many other similar sites on the Web.  For people like me who remember when the notion of dancing without legs was as bizarre as disabled models, we're in luck.  Maybe we're catching up with the world; maybe the world is catching up with us, but either way...

We're taking the world by storm.


 

(Photos from my personal collection and New Mobility Magazine.)

'Missing' Models?! We're Right Here!

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By ajbray · December 1, 2009 · 0 Comments · 437 Views

This is a momentous occasion in my house.

Tonight, for the first time in my life, I'm going to schedule my night (or at least my DVR) around a reality show.

Some people may know that I'm not terribly fond of eliminate-y reality shows.  I don't care for the banal dialogue, pointless standing around, and overused pregnant pauses for dramatic license.  I also find it excessively irritating that to really appreciate the show, one must follow it religiously, much like a soap opera, but without as many any marriages to amnesiac evil twins who, in the search for their estranged fathers, discover they had four children whilst in a cult, underwent a sex change, and have been brought back from the dead...twice.  And, now that I think about it, even that sounds way more interesting than who can swallow a bug fastest or stand Flavor Flav the longest.

But, tonight will change all that.  The Brits have finally decided to export the coolest, most fabulous thing since Topshop... Britain's Missing Top Model.

The concept is basically the same as [Insert Country Here]'s Next Top Model, except these ladies are gorgeous, glamourous, and all disabled.

 

After doing some digging on the actual BBC site for the show, there should be a badass animated interloper to spice up the action named Disability Bitch.  I'm hoping she doesn't get edited out for the export, but if not, we can expect some seriously sassy gems like these throughout the show (from the UK site):

"Hi, I'm Disability Bitch. I'm disabled and I love it. Everyone should be disabled. Everyone should be like me."

"Mostly I use a crutch, but when I want to slip into a pair of high heels - which makes it almost impossible for someone with my lack of balance to even think about walking - I have a wheelchair to match. Of course, I'd prefer to be carried around on a sedan chair. Preferably by semi-naked men. But even I can't have everything, more's the pity."

"I love gossip, especially gossip about disabled people. Barely a day goes by when I don't find myself scanning the tabloids for news of Heather Mills."

"I eat doughnuts and I hate exercise. Quite frankly, I don't see why disabled people should have to do exercise in the first place."

DB will also be interviewing the models as they get the boot, one by one, so I'm hoping for some juicy, catty tidbits, but with as classy as these girls look, I may or may not get my wish.

The only thing I am a little confused about is the 'Missing' part.  I mean, I'm a disabled model, and I'm not missing.  I'm sitting right here on my tushy, typing out a blog.  I know a lot of other gorgeous disabled models, and they're not missing either -- they know exactly where they are and where they're going.  Professionally, I haven't really faced all that many issues, except maybe trying to explain to photographers that "just a few stairs" is NOT equivalent to wheelchair accessible, and no, I can't always move that way.  We already have a great network within the community, from runway shows to photography exhibits, but I can see that we are 'missing' from mainstream media.  Still, we're out there, and it's good to see we're finally being taken seriously by AB people.  And this..well, this is bloody brilliant, if you ask me.

The other bummer is that the BBC.co.uk page on the show is still up, and since this show was aired last season, I already know who wins.  Unless you want the ending to be spoilt, I don't recommend going directly there.  Instead, head to the BBC America page for the episode guide, intros to the models, and a little more about the show.  If you don't mind knowing who wins before the show even premiers, the UK page has tons more information.  There, you'll find quotes, downloads, message boards, extensive photo galleries for each model, and background info on the judges.  Even though I already know which of the stunning women makes it to her very own photo spread, I'll still be watching every episode as it airs.

So, if you're trying to get a hold of me tonight at 9 PM, it'll be for naught.  I'll be watching eight beautiful women as they attempt to break into the modelling industry and shatter stereotypes along the way.

 

(Hey, Canada, the US... where's our Missing Top Model show?!)

 

 

Bananas Roster [Change]

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By ajbray · August 4, 2010 · 0 Comments · 35 Views

Although the ratings may be somewhat lower than other Bravo (sur)reality shows featuring vapid, alarmingly affluent label whores, I'll admit that I secretly adore the Rachel Zoe Project.  As a true fashionista, I love having a tiny, grimy window into the world of a celebrity stylist, however unattractive I may find the main star.  Rachel Zoe may not have the figure of a post-pubescent female, but the woman is a damned genius, if I may say so.  It's not my job to critique her body (or lack thereof), so I can't really understand the obsession with her weight (or lack thereof) in the tabloids, but I do have a theory about those that do.  And yeah, I'll go there -- I think it has something to do with jealousy.

Not that I think many people envy her opulently displayed clavicle, but she's an incredibly prestigious, important woman in one of the most incredibly prestigious, important industries.  And yeah, she's skinny.

But, after watching the latest episode of her edited exploits on Bravo, it also hits home that she is a real entrepreneuse.  She deals with time crunches, wonky scenarios, and pilfering employees.  Not really unlike your local Macy's, Neiman's, or Holt's.  (Get those assistants clear plastic purses, Zoe!)  Great for TV drama; bad for the bottom line.

I will say that I'm incredibly happy that the chopped team member was Taylor; I don't know if I could've handled another season of her unattractive bitching.  Between her fried, brittle "blond" emo tresses, the insubordinate behaviour, and her pervasive meanness to every living creature, I would've needed to up my Zoloft just to watch Season 2 with her aboard.

Oh, wait... I would've just changed the channel.  Bravo for cutting her Bravo (ummm..I mean Rachel and Rodger).

Long Live the McQueen

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By ajbray · February 12, 2010 · 0 Comments · 84 Views

I was reading my WWD Accessories guide this morning and was completely taken by the beautiful two-page spread on Alexander McQueen's outlandish and awe-inspiring shoe designs.  As an avowed and unabashed Shoe Whore with an almost fetishistic footwear adoration, Mr McQueen's creations have been near and dear to my heart since the first time they strutted into my comprehension.

From his whimsical, romantic flats to the iconic Armadillo shoes, every single example has been beautiful in some way, even if not exactly 'wearable.'


But, today, the world lost a genius.

The post I was going to write early this morning on his dark, kinky-lovely designs was completely overshadowed by the news that Mr McQueen has passed away at the age of 40.

Lately, it seems that the world has lost a great many artists, and all far too young.  Maybe it's because I had met one of these electrified, talented people personally, and saw the impact of his death on his friends, family, and art itself, but either way, we're all losing out as a result.  Writers, sculptors, and now one of fashion's most daring, thought-provoking designers have all left their mark on the world, and what's more, have left an even larger hole in our collective conscious, as we know there was more to come.  So much more.

So, with a mere few days left before Valentine's Day, I'll leave you with these sweet pumps.  Not his most macabre work, but the man was a master at hopping from Dominatrix to Diva seamlessly.

And that, my friends, is an art form in an of itself.

 

Alexander McQueen at ShopStyle

 

Long live the McQueen.

(RIP Alexander McQueen, 16 March 1969 - 11 February 2010)

Blowing off Steam(?)

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By ajbray · February 3, 2010 · 0 Comments · 115 Views

For yours truly, the Steampunk Movement is old hat.  An old, fabulous, banded top hat adorned with goggles, for that matter.

But the rest of the world is suddenly catching on... what does that mean?

Is Abney Park going to be performing at the Super Bowl?  Will the Clockwork Dolls be playing for models gracing the runways at Bryant Park?  Maybe not, though I know I'd brave an entire episode of vintage Saved by the Bell to watch musician/songwriter Allison Curval stomp down the runway in one of her amazing ensembles while sporting a beatific automaton smirk.

Actually, I'm not far off.  For those of you who know enough to be impressed, the crew of Abney Park have appropriately defiled a recent installment of WWDFast, or the speedy version of Women's Wear Daily, the go-to rag for the fashion and beauty retail world.  A headline on the front cover read, "STEAMPUNK RISES," and the content inside is no less surprising.

The article goes on to discuss the band's success within the Steampunk community and the actual evolution of Steam style.  The DIY spirit is thick within admirers, and from what I've seen over the years, the handcrafted element is still alive and well within the delightful world that manages to mesh the historical and the whimsical.  Though elaborate Steampunk clothing can now be purchased online, this isn't a look that can just be 'thrown on' in the morning.  It takes dedication, and that is the number one element found in every single Steampunk Enthusiast I've spoken to in my travels.

But, with the added exposure, is Steampunk going to drop into mainstream culture the same way Avril Lavigne dropped a steaming load onto the punk scene?  Will breeches become the new go-to trouser for men?  Will plaid and brass be the new black?  Will Gucci put out goggles as the new sunglasses?

It's doubtful, but as I've personally watched goth-inspired frocks wax and wane from the runway spotlight, I've learnt that anything is possible.

For those who want to dabble with this antiquarian-meets-sci-fi look, here are a few tips:

1) Try out a pocket watch.  I've always personally loved the look of a watch chain on a vest, especially on women.

2) Mix elements.  Don't be afraid to pair a full, vintage-y skirt with suspenders and riding boots.  Toss on a ruffly neckerchief and you're good to go!

3) Hit thrift stores to stock up on men's French cuffed shirts.  They look good with even your most utilitarian jodhpurs and aviator's skullcap.  If you don't happen to have your own dirigible to captain, try a Victorian brooch or feminine belt to soften the look.

4) Research, research, research!  Learn what steampunk is before you go trying to emulate it.  Read some Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, or Mary Shelley.  Even if you don't pick up any style tips, you might pick up some interesting quotes or insight for your next date or cocktail party.

When it comes right down to it, please don't just toss on a pair of goggles and think you're rocking the steampunk chic.  After all, it is an entire subculture, and one based on literature, beauty, art, and whimsy, so while it is open to interpretation, it isn't something to necessarily disrespect.

Do it wrong, and Helene de Fer might wind up that Allison Curval and sic her on you.  ;)

I'll just be a minute...

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By ajbray · December 30, 2009 · 2 Comments · 222 Views

Don't worry... this rant will just be a minute...

Today was one of those days that just slaps you in the face with the wet, squishy, stinging ignorance of people -- and it left a mark.

As a person with a disability, I spend a LOT of my time being dissed by able-bodied folk on my own turf. Morons who park illegally in the handicapped stalls, even bigger morons who park illegally in the loading zones attached to said handicapped parking stalls, and the vapid, selfish women who feel the wheelchair-accessible cubicle is the ONLY place in the washroom where they can do #2.

Oh, I'm going there. The gloves are off...

Because, today, after I wasn't able to pick up my wine order after thirty full minutes of ignoramuses thwarting me, I had plenty of time to total up how much of my life I have lost (and will lose) because people will "just be a minute."

Example #1: We're driving around a less-than-half-full parking lot and cannot find a place to park.

You see, those "good parking spots" with the biiig, wiiiiide open, yellow or blue diagonally-striped "parking spots" adjacent were not put there for you to sit while waiting for your father/personal chef/husband/child/wife/friend/juggler/TV anchorman. Those striped "spots" are wheelchair loading zones, and without access to them, I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY CAR. In many countries (including this one), the widely recognized symbol for a "No Parking Zone" is diagonal striping.

Now, I'm a fit, healthy(ish) young woman, and don't mind a quick jaunt from the back of the parking lot on a good day (or a push on a bad one), but I do take umbrage when someone parks next to me and completely bars me from getting into or out of my own vehicle, hence the creation of Loading Zones. That same nifty law also created parking spots that bear a glyph that looks a lot like me and my brethren. Check out the family resemblance:

Pretty cool, eh?  I think my hair is a little nicer, but we have the same arms, though my head isn't quite as round.  And blue just washes me out completely.

Anyway, I have chased so many people out of our spots who tried to validate their bad behaviour by explaining, "Well, I'm just going to be a minute."

Not.  Good.  Enough.

You see, by doing this, you are breaking the law.  You are also inconveniencing and hurting me, sucking away valuable minutes of my life.  So, in return, would you find it acceptable if I punched you in the face for "a minute"?  (BTW, "a minute" is an indeterminate measure of time between five and forty-five actual minutes.)  That would be breaking the law, ruining your day, and completely inconveniencing you.  It would also suck majorly, wouldn't it?  But, I don't do that, because I'm not a law-breaking, mean-spirited, ignorant suckhole of a humanoid.

So, to you, Dude in The Parking Lot Who Parked Illegally In The Handicapped Stall Today: Face Punch.  I don't find it chivalrous that you took away my lawful civil rights while you waited for your wife, and no, I don't find being a douchebag a disability.  So, next time, find someplace else to idle your fume-spewing minivan.  Although, I did find it funny when I told you that if you wanted to wait for her, why didn't you park even closer to the front, in the Fire Lane, where you wouldn't inconvenience anyone?  (Unless the building caught fire, but then you'd have bigger problems, I suppose.)  And, with flawless comic timing, you responded by looking at me blankly and saying, "But, I can't park there...that's illegal."

You, sir, are an idiot.

And you also made us late for dinner, which leads me to...

Example #2: I drank a glass of water and a whole pot of tea to myself at the restaurant.  Before we left to go pick up the wine, I excused myself to the ladies'.  The restaurant was mostly empty, and very few were female diners, so I wasn't surprised to find the washroom completely deserted...except for one cubicle.  Mine.

I say mine, but had another girl with a disability been present, it would've been hers.  It's OURS.  It was made for us, so we can get our wheelchairs (walkers, crutches, etc.) in, shut the door behind us, make use of the rails and taller toilets, and do our business like "normal people" get to do.  It was even made so that people with difficulties getting up and down can make use of the same amenities.  Without us, and our struggles, it wouldn't exist.  Period.  It was NOT made so that you can go into "the big stall" and feel special while going #2.  Sorry.  If you want a special Poopie Room, call your MP, Congressman, or Senator and complain.

Because, sister, I really don't want to sit there for TWENTY FREAKIN' MINUTES listening to your...well... ugh... sounds!

Naturally, she was perfectly able-bodied, and said as much to me, but just wanted, "privacy."

THEN DON'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC!

Or, better yet, go rent a whoooooole hotel room, just so you can make a doody.

Incidentally, it's also not your personal changing room, the stall for you to go chat with your BFF and swap wrap dresses, nor the place to do your icky drugs.

In conclusion, because of her bowel issues and total lack of human civility, I missed getting to the wine place to pick up my order.  I'm not pleased.  Maybe next time I just shouldn't eat.  Or wear a diaper under my Wolford tights.

I could go on with my frustrated PSA, but I promised a mathematical summary of how many days and weeks of my life I will never get back thanks to these individuals.  Assuming Pi * r (squared) and A(squared) + B(squared) = C(squared), and I lose (on average) thirty minutes each time I leave the house, and I do so at least five times a week, then the magic number is....[drumroll]...

5.42 days per year

So, given that I've been in a wheelchair since 1994, I've already lost about 53 days off my life.  Now, let's be optimistic and say that I'm going to live to a ripe-old age of 80 (though, what with the added stress of these morons, is highly unlikely)... that means another 271 days gone, for no darned good reason.

All total, we're talking about 324 days -- almost one full year -- of my life squandered by able-bodied people in space rightfully created for the disabled community through hard work, legislation, marches, protests, and lawsuits.  And that's a conservative calculation.  Essentially, I'm going to lose at least a year off my life because of Pooping Lady and Parking Lot Douche.

Thanks to both of them for "just being a minute."

Call For Submissions: TouchAble (erotica for and by PWD)

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By ajbray · December 24, 2009 · 0 Comments · 1,142 Views

Call for Submissions

Call: Straight, GLBT, Vanilla, and Kinky stories of Disabled Sensuality
Edited by: A.J. Bray
Title: TouchAble
Format: E-book, possibly print
Publisher: Phaze
Projected release date: mid-June 2010

Passion knows no boundaries. Nothing, not even disability, can bar the way to a hot, sexual interlude if the moment is right – and that’s what I’m aiming to showcase in the upcoming anthology, TouchAble.

I’m seeking literate, well-written stories of an erotic nature with a central character that has a disability. Wanted are pieces that empower and demonstrate the sensual abilities of those who are mobility, visually, speech, or hearing impaired. Not desired are stories that fetishize or marginalize individuals in the disabled community or that contain the standard taboos (incest, bestiality, non-consensual sex, snuff, bloodplay, underage sex (even in flashbacks), or anything involving toilet functions).

Special preference will be given to tales crafted by writers with a disability from their own perspective. This is your chance to tell the world what you love, how you love, and who you love.

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Getting Downsized (cosmetically)

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By ajbray · December 23, 2009 · 0 Comments · 124 Views

With all the travelling and parties to hit during the next few weeks, I think it's sufficient to say we all need to battle the bulge -- of our makeup bags, that is.

I have a hard time with this.  I'm high maintenance and darned proud of it, and I have a certain cosmetic ritual that I've developed over the years for optimal feeling-prettiness.  It's my Frou Frou Formality, my Sacrament of Sexxeh, but as reassuring as it may be, it certainly isn't light on the products.  There's toner, moisturizer, powered mineral foundation (BareMinerals, natch), Smashbox O-Glow on the cheeks, brow definers, eyeliners, mascara, lipstick, highlighter, and a palette of eyeshadow options to make da Vinci swoon.  I don't like feeling limited, so I used to pack everything up in a case, even on overnight jaunts to a friend's house.  Generally, I would only use 1/100th of the products I schlepped out, but I like the option of playing with colours and matching them to my moods.  I'm pretty unpredictable, and my overfilled train case is physical proof.

I really should start a club for women with BPBD (Beauty Product Bipolar Disorder), or something.

So, I'm on a quest to lighten the load a little, and invest in a few items that will tip the scales in my favour, yet not leave me lamenting my spacial frugality.  Basically, I want it all -- awesome colours, fantastic quality, and a teeny-tiny little package.

And, in the Impulse Buy section of Sephora (you know, lining the queue to the cash registers), I think I found the Holy Grail.  It's a little compact by Too Faced, and it is, aptly named, Glamour to Go.

Too Faced at ShopStyle



There seem to be two basic shade selections for sale: Glamour to Go II (pictured above) and Glamour to Go III, which I scooped up.  Either palette is an absolutely brilliant purchase, and for under $20, you get eight dazzling eyeshadows (at lease one shade is dark enough to use as eyeliner), four delicately scented lipglosses, a nice, flattering blush, and the lid is lined with a full-sized mirror, just in case you're somewhere really awkward come morning.

One of the features I absolutely adore is the sliding lower drawer.  You never notice it until it's too late, but I bought both an eyeshadow and a powder compact that have mirrors, but you have to turn the whole thing upside-down to use it.  Do you have any idea how dumb it looks to try to put on powder upside-down?  I do, unfortunately.

The one thing you're NOT going to find in this little gem is an applicator, which is great for me.  I abhor those stupid little spongey stick-things, and would rather use my fingers any day.  Luckily, though, I don't have to, because I have a couple of great double-sided brushes from Sephora that both save space and fix my face.

The only tool I have for travel that's sort of a uni-tasker is my powder brush.  I used to have a really nice, natural haired one, but all the cramming into makeup bags and being stuffed into my suitcase took its toll; the poor dear got a major case of split ends and had to be retired.  Now, I have a synthetic, cruelty-free, fully encapsulated brush made out of the Too Faced "Teddy Bear Hair."  I love it.  You could use it for bronzer, powder, shimmer, maybe even blush, but whatever you use it for, you'll love it, too.  It's so soft, it's like getting your face petted lovingly with a kitten (minus the litter box situation, which technically makes this better).  The whole thing gets retracted into a shiny, pink tube a little larger than a lipstick, making it a clean, mess-free tool to just toss in your bag.  I heart it so much that it has replaced my other brush permanently, and I use it every single day, whether on the road or snug at home.


Too Faced at ShopStyle


I'm proud to say that I progressively downsized my travel makeup from a case, down to two cosmetic bags, and now down to one.  Brushes and all.  Just my beloved BareMinerals, DiorShow mascara, Too Faced's Glamour to Go palette, and a few brushes.  That's it.  I put my makeup case on a diet and got it down to goal-weight, even before I made a single New Year's Resolution.

Now, if only my thighs were that cooperative...

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